Wear clothes of 2 colours: Choice of black white blue n red own an alphanumeric pager with a built in answerin' machine own a $200 cell-phone have only asian friends dress as thou' U'R headed 4 a party when U'R actually goin' 2 class. If U'R a girl, B sure 2 stuff UR bra! If U'R a guy, B sure 2 equip UR Honda/Acura! Smoke even if U don't know how, especially if U'R with frien'z. If U'R a guy, B sure 2 cop cheap feels off girlz U like! If U'R a girl, B sure 2 run UR fingers thru UR hair each time U see hot guyz! Wear only designer labels make sure designer labels R extremely visible. B very good at pool. Own a cue stick if U can, even if U don't know shit bout' it make sure U install every possible option U can in UR car. Date only someone dat a freind of yours has already dated. If U'R a guy, make sure UR hair looks like da head of a circumsized penis. If U'R a girl, make sure UR hair is colored with tinges of brown or red 4 optimal "coolness" If U'R a guy, don't B embarassed dat UR penis is small. Instead, simply make sure dat its size is inversely related 2 da loudness of UR car's engine. If U'R a girl, don't B embarassed bout' UR small chest. Instead, simply make sure dat itz size is inversely related 2 da amount of make up on UR face. If U'R a girl, weigh no more than 75 lbz.
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